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thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

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iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

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GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

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